(“,)/ A! Kya
<)) Bolti Tu
?_/ \_
(.") A! Kya Me
<((> Boloon?
_/ \_
(“,)/
<)) Sun
!_/\_
(.")
<((>
_/ \_ Suna!
Light Gai Or Kya…
Tera Blood Group Kia Hy?
Jaldi Bata
.
.
MUNNI Ki Tabiyat Bohat Kharab Hy
Doctor Ne Kaha Hy K
Sirf
BADNAM Logo Ka Khoon Hi Chale Ga…. ;-)
Ladies Ko Petrol Pump K Bahar
Kyon Utaar Diya Jaata Hay?
.
.
Kyon K Petrol Pump Par Likha Hota Hay
Aag Lagane Wali Cheezen Door Rakhen.
Watch & Wife Me Kya Difference Hota Ha?
.
.
Ek Bigarti Ha To Band Ho Jati Ha.
.
.
Jab K Dosri Bigarti Ha To Chalo Ho Jati Ha.
Indian Girl:
Main To Us Se Shaadi Karungi
Jo Handsome Ho Ameer Ho Or Bht Pyar Kare
Or Tum?
Pakistani Girl:
Main To Us Se Shadi Karungi
Jise K Ghr UPS Laga Ho.
Jab Bhi Gali Me Chalo,
Nazren Jhuka K Chalo,
Q K
Aisa Karne Se Na Sirf Apki Izzat Barhegi,
Bal K
Gire Hue Kuch Paise
Milne K Chances Bhi Barh Jate Hai.. ;->
Mere Paas Email Hai,
Facebook Hai, Orkut Hai, Twitter Hai….
Tere Paas Kya Hai..?
.
.
Smart Answer:
.
.
Mere Paas “Aur Bhi Kaam Hain ” :D
Kitabain Behtareen Dost Hain
.
.
Allah Jany Kis Ki…???:-)
Kaamyabi Hamesha Us K
Qadam Choomti Hy
.
.
Jo Socks Utaarne K Baad
Apne Paao’n Dhota Hy … =D
Mazak Ki Bhi Ek Had Hoti Hai
Aj Apnay Hi Dost Ny Class Room Mein Keh Diya
.
“PARHNY DE YAAR..! ;->
INDIA Walo Yaad
Rakho Agar Agly
“IPL”
Me Na Khilaya To,
Shoaib Malik Or
Sania Mirza K Bad
Agli Bari
Shoaib Akhtar Or
Diya Mirza Ki Hy,
Or
Sheikh Rasheed
Abhi Kanwara Hy,
Or Tumhari Lata
Bhi,
Or To Or
Wasim Akram Ki
Wife Bhi Nahi Rahi,
Or
Sushmita Sen Ki
Age 40 Ki Hy,
Or Sab Se Bara
Khatra
SONIYA GANDHI
K Liye Hy,
Sonia Ka Shohar
Mar Gya Hy,
Or
Zardari Ki Bivi Bhi,.,!
:-D ;-) B-)
Nafrat Na Karna Kabhi Humse
Hum Seh Nhi Paenge
Bs 1 Bar Keh Dena K Zarurat Nahi Apki,
Apko Peetne Ghar Tak Chale Aenge
(,”)/ “”Drwaza
<) ( , Kh0l Teri To …
|_ |_.?
Dhoni:
I M Not Afraid . . . .
.
.
Afridi:
Love The Way You Lie . . . :D
Talkshawk Add Peshawr Edition
Wife:
Suna Hay School Mein Aap Baray Dil Phenk Thay?
Husband:
:|
Wife:
Apki Ammi Bata Rahi Thein
Husband:
:|
Wife:
Aur Haan Yeh Gul Khan Kon Tha?
Husband: :) ))
SUNA Hai Aap Ki Muskurahat Pe Har Koi MARTA HAY
“Dost”
Zara Time Nikal K Ao Na
Ek Chooha Marana Hai.
Plzzz
,,___ <“_,_,_)==—
Kisi Larki Ko Maarnay Ka Aasaan Tariqa,,,,,
Usay Aik Qeemti Libas Do,
Behtreen Jewellary Aur Cosmatics De Kr
Aise Room Me Lock Karo
Jahan Sheesha Na Ho
Tarap Tarap K Is Hasrat Me Mar Jaigi
K Main Lag Kesi Rahi Hun.
Zubeda Aapa K Tarpane Wale Totkey.
Classical Jawab
1st Dost:
Main Esa Kya Karun K Teri Shadi K Bad
Mai Teri Bv Ko Cenima Le Kr Jaun Or Tu Nraz B Na Ho.
2nd Dost:
Meri Shadi Apni Behn Se Kra De :-)
Taras Taras K Braste Hen Mere Ansu Roz Is Wqt.
K Aj Ek Aur Din Dhal Gya Kunware Pan Men:-)
(‘, ‘)
/) (\ Dekh Yar
_/\_ Shadi Nhi Krwa Rahe Ghr Wale:
Ek African Lady Jo Kuch Nahi Sun Sakti Ho,
Usay Kya Kahain Gay ??
.
.
.
.
Black Behri..:-D
Yaar,
Munni
Umar
Sheela
Mujji
Bablu
Zubeda
Sardar
Pathan
Ko Choro
Ye Batao K
Dunia Ka Doosra Anti-Dandruff Shampoo Konsa Hy?
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...
Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D
GIRLZ OF 1995*
"AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM"
GIRLZ OF 2007*
AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM
Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess‚¦
Guess
.
.
Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakt
koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)
twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,
us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar
A man found his wife having affair with a guy.
He decided 2 kill himself & his wife.
Apne kaan pe pistol lagai aur bola-
tu khush mat ho agla number tera hai!
I always think about U.
I cant live without U.
I really need U.
Im totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
Im crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai‚¦
(My neighbour say all this to me)
Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:
1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I'm not a mango man
2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits
3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also
4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.
5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar
Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath,
Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath,
Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath,
Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath.
Mere dost tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo,
Kabhi kabhi mehfilon me bhi aaya karo,
Kiya hua jo toot gaye hen samney k 4 dant,
Phir bhi moun khol ker muskuraya karo..
English Funny SMS
Mobiles Wallpapers
<)) Bolti Tu
?_/ \_
(.") A! Kya Me
<((> Boloon?
_/ \_
(“,)/
<)) Sun
!_/\_
(.")
<((>
_/ \_ Suna!
Light Gai Or Kya…
Tera Blood Group Kia Hy?
Jaldi Bata
.
.
MUNNI Ki Tabiyat Bohat Kharab Hy
Doctor Ne Kaha Hy K
Sirf
BADNAM Logo Ka Khoon Hi Chale Ga…. ;-)
Ladies Ko Petrol Pump K Bahar
Kyon Utaar Diya Jaata Hay?
.
.
Kyon K Petrol Pump Par Likha Hota Hay
Aag Lagane Wali Cheezen Door Rakhen.
Watch & Wife Me Kya Difference Hota Ha?
.
.
Ek Bigarti Ha To Band Ho Jati Ha.
.
.
Jab K Dosri Bigarti Ha To Chalo Ho Jati Ha.
Indian Girl:
Main To Us Se Shaadi Karungi
Jo Handsome Ho Ameer Ho Or Bht Pyar Kare
Or Tum?
Pakistani Girl:
Main To Us Se Shadi Karungi
Jise K Ghr UPS Laga Ho.
Jab Bhi Gali Me Chalo,
Nazren Jhuka K Chalo,
Q K
Aisa Karne Se Na Sirf Apki Izzat Barhegi,
Bal K
Gire Hue Kuch Paise
Milne K Chances Bhi Barh Jate Hai.. ;->
Mere Paas Email Hai,
Facebook Hai, Orkut Hai, Twitter Hai….
Tere Paas Kya Hai..?
.
.
Smart Answer:
.
.
Mere Paas “Aur Bhi Kaam Hain ” :D
Kitabain Behtareen Dost Hain
.
.
Allah Jany Kis Ki…???:-)
Kaamyabi Hamesha Us K
Qadam Choomti Hy
.
.
Jo Socks Utaarne K Baad
Apne Paao’n Dhota Hy … =D
Mazak Ki Bhi Ek Had Hoti Hai
Aj Apnay Hi Dost Ny Class Room Mein Keh Diya
.
“PARHNY DE YAAR..! ;->
INDIA Walo Yaad
Rakho Agar Agly
“IPL”
Me Na Khilaya To,
Shoaib Malik Or
Sania Mirza K Bad
Agli Bari
Shoaib Akhtar Or
Diya Mirza Ki Hy,
Or
Sheikh Rasheed
Abhi Kanwara Hy,
Or Tumhari Lata
Bhi,
Or To Or
Wasim Akram Ki
Wife Bhi Nahi Rahi,
Or
Sushmita Sen Ki
Age 40 Ki Hy,
Or Sab Se Bara
Khatra
SONIYA GANDHI
K Liye Hy,
Sonia Ka Shohar
Mar Gya Hy,
Or
Zardari Ki Bivi Bhi,.,!
:-D ;-) B-)
Nafrat Na Karna Kabhi Humse
Hum Seh Nhi Paenge
Bs 1 Bar Keh Dena K Zarurat Nahi Apki,
Apko Peetne Ghar Tak Chale Aenge
(,”)/ “”Drwaza
<) ( , Kh0l Teri To …
|_ |_.?
Dhoni:
I M Not Afraid . . . .
.
.
Afridi:
Love The Way You Lie . . . :D
Talkshawk Add Peshawr Edition
Wife:
Suna Hay School Mein Aap Baray Dil Phenk Thay?
Husband:
:|
Wife:
Apki Ammi Bata Rahi Thein
Husband:
:|
Wife:
Aur Haan Yeh Gul Khan Kon Tha?
Husband: :) ))
SUNA Hai Aap Ki Muskurahat Pe Har Koi MARTA HAY
“Dost”
Zara Time Nikal K Ao Na
Ek Chooha Marana Hai.
Plzzz
,,___ <“_,_,_)==—
Kisi Larki Ko Maarnay Ka Aasaan Tariqa,,,,,
Usay Aik Qeemti Libas Do,
Behtreen Jewellary Aur Cosmatics De Kr
Aise Room Me Lock Karo
Jahan Sheesha Na Ho
Tarap Tarap K Is Hasrat Me Mar Jaigi
K Main Lag Kesi Rahi Hun.
Zubeda Aapa K Tarpane Wale Totkey.
Classical Jawab
1st Dost:
Main Esa Kya Karun K Teri Shadi K Bad
Mai Teri Bv Ko Cenima Le Kr Jaun Or Tu Nraz B Na Ho.
2nd Dost:
Meri Shadi Apni Behn Se Kra De :-)
Taras Taras K Braste Hen Mere Ansu Roz Is Wqt.
K Aj Ek Aur Din Dhal Gya Kunware Pan Men:-)
(‘, ‘)
/) (\ Dekh Yar
_/\_ Shadi Nhi Krwa Rahe Ghr Wale:
Ek African Lady Jo Kuch Nahi Sun Sakti Ho,
Usay Kya Kahain Gay ??
.
.
.
.
Black Behri..:-D
Yaar,
Munni
Umar
Sheela
Mujji
Bablu
Zubeda
Sardar
Pathan
Ko Choro
Ye Batao K
Dunia Ka Doosra Anti-Dandruff Shampoo Konsa Hy?
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...
Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D
GIRLZ OF 1995*
"AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM"
GIRLZ OF 2007*
AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM
Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess‚¦
Guess
.
.
Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakt
koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)
twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,
us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar
A man found his wife having affair with a guy.
He decided 2 kill himself & his wife.
Apne kaan pe pistol lagai aur bola-
tu khush mat ho agla number tera hai!
I always think about U.
I cant live without U.
I really need U.
Im totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
Im crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai‚¦
(My neighbour say all this to me)
Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:
1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I'm not a mango man
2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits
3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also
4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.
5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar
Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath,
Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath,
Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath,
Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath.
Mere dost tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo,
Kabhi kabhi mehfilon me bhi aaya karo,
Kiya hua jo toot gaye hen samney k 4 dant,
Phir bhi moun khol ker muskuraya karo..
English Funny SMS
Mobiles Wallpapers